Van Atkins billboard in Ripley-
You’re back to school headquarters!
I am?

On a homeschool blog-
If you realy want to homeschool, their is allways away…
Not if you spell like that!

And I’m sure you have all seen this one-
Only windshields kills more bugs than we do!
N.C.S.P.

On a grocery store in Tupelo-
No credit cards are excepted in this store.
Well, in that case…

Uh…

addendum by rachel tsunami~

Ellie, you forgot this one, also seen on a billboard in our fair town. And this is exactly how it appears, mind you:

Cash for Your,
Paychecks and titles!

Nothing doing! I’m never parting with my Your.